Who the hell is Bucky?
Danielle. 17. Bisexual.
Captain America is life.

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

(via theladymonsters)

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: booeste, via harryedvrds)

kaldurrr:

when your friend gives you sad headcanons and you’re like “i’m calling the police”

(via ink-phoenix)

darthstitch:

im-the-punk-who:

#nice #steve rogers #JE VEUX PLUS DE BATROC OR WHATEVER THE HELL

#in which bucky barnes #wolf whistles at the uniform #and begs Cap #prettily #if he’s kept the stealth suit #because DAYUM STEVE #on va voir

kill me i can’t be awake any longer